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IT BEGINS TO POINT UP

This story could be put to bed in an instant - so why hasn't it? With BBC Events being primed for action - we might ask what for, exactly? A divorce - a death - two deaths - an abdication or all of the above?

THE GUARDIAN

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WHY NO WORD - IS SHE DEAD?

The longer this goes on the worse it looks. And now the SUN has published a latest picture of the couple - out shopping. Problem is, she doesn't look like Kate. This story looks more ominous by the day!

THE GUARDIAN

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"TRUST IS LIKE VIRGINITY!"

"When it's gone - it's gone!" Nothing about this story stacks up - however one looks at it. There're doubts arising now about Kate's health. It's even been mooted - due to the silence - is she in fact dead?

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WOW - THIS IS ALL SO STRANGE

There's little about the official photo of Kate - on Mother's Day?? - that looks right. The foliage is a big give away. And then - where's Will? Is this a subtle message to all of us - leaking a problem in the firm?

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JUST HOW MANY IS TOO MANY?

It's puzzling that William remarks about the rise in antisemitism - A BAD THING - but is silent at the same time about 30,000 deaths in Gaza. He says the deaths are too many. How many is too many Will?

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